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« on: January 03, 2011, 07:01:35 PM »
The Library of Horror presents – Zombie Zak’s House of Pain : Tales of Dark Horror Edited by Zombie Zak and Bill Tucker Seeking previously unpublished contemporary creative tales of dark horror/dark fiction to fill up the House of Pain Not seeking zombie stories The details: Word count is 3k to 7k No headers or page numbers Single spaced – otherwise follow the Shunn rules Please put your name, address, email, phone number and approximate word count on the title page. No multiple or simultaneous submissions please All submissions must be received on or before April 30, 2011 Send submissions to zzhopantho@gmail.comPayment is 1 cent per word and 1 contributor copy http://libraryofthelivingdead.lefora.com/2010/12/31/zombie-zaks-house-of-pain-tales-of-dark-horror-sub/
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« on: July 28, 2010, 06:26:57 PM »
Hey, gang. Do you like contests? Do you like the opportunity to win things simply by bending your big brain around things and making something neat and nifty?  Do you like to storm the gates of Heaven, demand entrance, and be accepted as a part of the universal flux and flavour of the basic components of existence as transmogrified upon the skein of contemplation?  Well, have I got a contest for you!  Go over to the Library of the Living Dead and participate in this writing challenge! The Foetid Poetry Contest! http://libraryofthelivingdead.lefora.com/2010/07/28/the-fetid-poet-bad-poetry-contest-win-tons-of-free/#post0Doooooo eeeeet! You know you can! PS: Did I mention that I'm a judge? (And jury and executioner and nommer of brains, too, if I can wrangle the right kind of frippery into the right type of slippery....) PPS: Did I also mention my book is in the grand prize pak along with some other tasty pieces of wordy words? Hmmmmm? Come on, get in the game, and put your best bad poetry forward, prepare to reap they reward...
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« on: July 13, 2010, 03:26:38 PM »
Toy Story 3 - not bad, but I liked the first one bestest of all...
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« on: April 21, 2010, 06:47:52 PM »
Have you ever wondered how to cure the common drippy eye thing? Ever considered whether or not a career in banking was the right thing to do? Ever thought about why one falls one way on Tuesday, but on alternating Thursdays falls the other way?
Well, never you mind all that, I am here to, help you out.
Ask a zombie any question (anything at all) and I will give you an answer. It may not be intelligent. It may not even make sense. But, by Gawd, it will be an answer.
Go on, give it a try; Dr. Ruth did it, so can I!
Give 'er a go, otherwise you'll never know!
Peace.
Post.
Pesky wabbits ...
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« on: April 21, 2010, 06:44:57 PM »
Today's Daily Motivation! Run, be healthy. Spend time each day, even if it's just a little bit, to feel good about yourself and the world around you. You already know that the end is coming in just a wee while; why waste all of your time killing yourself just trying to accommodate others? Take a break, enjoy; for tomorrow ... there could be a zombie apocalypse. And wouldn't that be nice? -- Zombie Zak 
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« on: April 14, 2010, 05:21:08 PM »
http://newbedlam.com/zine/?p=271Go there! Go there now! Read my wee piece of poetic stuff that's published there! Do it; do it now! Who knows, there might be cookies .... (might not - it's kinda one of those "chance taking thingies" that the old folks always chatty chat about.) Have fun, and to thine self, always be true; for tonight, we dine upon the Dark Places ... ZZ
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« on: April 09, 2010, 05:57:22 PM »
It Comes .... are you ready?
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« on: August 11, 2009, 04:38:39 PM »
I can haz Spam! And I like it! http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/1897217951/themaniworlof-20 Why am I spaming it? Obviously, 'cause I'm in it! Hot diggity doo dads! (I have 3 of my darling creations within this thang!) "The dead rise. The world dies. Mankind falls and enters Death's halls. Over 90 poems of carnage, hopelessness and despair mixed with oodles of the living dead await you. Featuring poems by W. Bill Czolgosz, Paul A. Freeman, Keith Gouveia, J.H. Hobson, Rich Ristow, Lester Smith, Steve Vernon, Zed Zefram, Zombie Zak and many others, Vicious Verses and Reanimated Rhymes will not only melt your brain . . . it'll tear out your jugular!" Paperback ISBN: 978-1-897217-95-5
eBook ISBN: 978-1-897217-96-2 Careful, zombies are doing little happy dances...This could lead to the end of life on this planet as you once knew it....)
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« on: May 15, 2009, 06:14:28 PM »
Well, team! Here's the deal-ieo! We're talking about the Horror Bail Out! Do you like horror? Does horror like you? Ya dang tootin' you do and so do they! Here's the thing, http://www.choateroad.com/bailout.htm is committed to helping point the focus back on the publishers who help us feed our addictions to horror. You know they rock, and they know you rock. So let's rock it like there was a sock in it! Errr, or something like that - I have no idea what was intended there ... however! The idea still persists. Our brothers and sisters, both writers and publishers need a little hand, just like everyone else. So, why not help? Buy a book or magazine, feed your brain, be happy at the wonder and joy of "Kill 'em, kill 'em, kill 'em alllllllll" in your hands and slotted into your brain! You know what the zombie brethren say, yes? A happily fed brain is a tasty brain! And we like brains that taste good as well as those with good taste! And, just for good measure, here's a list of the publishers participating in this grand slam of splatter and suspense: Apex - www.gravesidebooks.comGraveside Tales - www.apexbookcompany.comShroud - www.shroudmagazine.comSkullvines Press - skullvines.com Necrotic Tissue - www.necrotictissue.comWithersin Magazine - www.withersin.comPermuted Press - www.permutedpress.comOh, by the way, did I mention the Gift Basket From Hell? No? Well, just go check out the Choate Road and see what's what with the what! Just dooooo eeeeet - you know you wanna! Thanks! Have fun, now and forever more - 'cause everything else is just filler. ZZ - the Shambler of the night...... 
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« on: September 27, 2008, 06:21:10 PM »
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« on: August 22, 2008, 11:25:00 AM »
I has spam. Wait. What? No, really; I do. I'm dropping it everywhere I can. Placing it in places high and low and anywhere else I can remember to go. Rejoice!
It's time to go zombie. Once you go zombie, you never go back.
I want you to become a ZOMBIE, baby.
My LEGION OF DOOM wants you, and everybody you know to become full-fledged members. Yes, you too can become a zombie with the simple starter kit. No fuss, no muss, no pus (unless you want it.) It's as easy as 1...2...3! SNAP. Instant zombie. (Instructions provided with the kit are in no language, just pictures for clearer understanding across cultural divides. The Zombie Nation accepts no prejudice; we want everyone to get a big Zombie Hug!)
We've been working diligently to bring this plan to fruition. We've worked through the nights, the days, the moments between them both in order to bring peace and zombie goodness to all the inhabitants of this fine, fine planet. We are one step closer to total domination of the world.
GO HERE for more info:http://www.choateroad.com/interviews.htmWon't you join my rank Zombie Legion of Doom?
Come one, come all, let us start this Zombie Ball.
PS: Act now and you'll also receive enhanced Bonus Zombie Points that you can use later on for the furtherance of the Zombie Cause.
Dooooo EEEET! Do it now!
Our patient zombies are waiting on the line right now for you to join our merry choir invisible!
Wheeeeet!
Have fun - after all, what else is there to do?
Now go out and get in the game! It's Zombie Time!
ZZ - the shambler born of night 
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« on: August 13, 2008, 06:36:44 PM »
Thought I'd share. As I'm a fan of Frazetta's work, and I like Dracula, and I like Werewolves, so.....  PS: Just came out this week. This is the Frazetta cover.
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« on: August 01, 2008, 05:49:31 PM »
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« on: June 28, 2008, 04:07:38 PM »
Holy Frak! I just been introduced to Japanese splat! Wow. Seriously. If you like over the top violence, this was that and a bag of body parts. Totally unrealistic, but I was laughing throughout the hole fraking thing. I frakking loved it. Just sayin', yo! 
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